Bouza 3a Koussa

2innaha L saa3a L saadiça 3aLa L tawkiit L charki Li Canada w 2ana bkhallis chighL 3aL tméné, "wa 2iz" bidour L "Fire Alarm", "né2ous L khatar", "2az3aj jarass ma32ouL tisma3o b7ayétak". Fa btis2alné hounik zbouné chou mi3néto hayda L "jaras"? 2iltilla hayda 3am bi2illik: "Don't Panic". W kammalt chighLé ana kaL mou3téd ma3 2anno battaL L jaww kaL mou3téd 2abadan. W biL roughm min hayda killo (hayda = 2aL 2iz3aaj 2aL La ma7doud Li 3am yosdour 3an "Daar-L-Khatar-LiL-2intej" mich 2ousbou3iyyan, wala bichakL yawmé 7atta, wa 2innama bimou3addaL marra kill séniytein wa La middit sényé kill marra) BiL roughm min hayda killo barhan L kitaa3 L tijaaré bi Toronto wa khaassatan ma7alleit L tyéb wiL Old Navy bitti7diid, eh chou barhano hoole killoun wein kinna? Eh eh barhano 2inno L "Shopping" fawka koulli 2i3tibaar, w badL ma yihrbo L zbouneit 2aw chii, Labbasso biL ma7aL w saar yijé ghayroun, w killoun ma3oun wléd w ana 3am bichtighiL 3aLa taabi2 L wled. Téré sadda2ouné wa2t 2iltilla la wi7dé mastoulé 2inno hayda Santa Claus (tafsiir "hayda" waarid bayna hilaalayn 2a3laah). BiL moukhtassar L mich moufiid 2abadan, khallast dawémé w ba3do né2ouss L khatar 3am bidi2 w yisra3 2ajyéL jdiidé 3am tis2aL: "What's that Mum?" bitridd L 2imm:"It's the Fire Alarm Honey" hayda L Fire Alarm yallé iza toli3 sawto biL madrsé mouftarad t2ab3é biL rakiid bass halla2 fii chi 2aham 3am na3miL Shopping.
L Mouhim msarrab mniL chighL, 3am bimché bhaL Mall la 2oussaL 3aLa m7attit L train. 2imchi w timchi fiyyi L 2ard, La 7atta wsolt 3aLa ma7aL bisalli7 sbabit w 7addo ma7aL bouza 2ismo Hollywood fi 2iddémo bintein Siiniyyét naatriine biddor (Tnén, deux, two, byintro biL door, Nizaam!). W2ift 2irté7 nitfé 2béL madkhaL L "Shoe Repairer" 3am bitfarraj 3a souwar 2ijrein mich tabi3iyyé ktiir, w souwar sbabiit 3aLa chékilt L 2ijrein. Téré hayda L ma7aLL bizabbit L sbabiit ta ysiiro yfouto b2ijrein L 3aaLam Li 3indoun khaché bi2ijroun. Mouhim, fallo L sawaané (Chinese) w khallast ana ta2ammoulété L 3amii2a w jéyé 3am kaffé tarii2é, wa 2iz bit2illé L bint 3aLa gichet L bouza: "Hi". 2iyyi (ba3rfik chi ya bint?) téré haydé fakkaritné naatir ta ysiir dawré ta 2ekhoud min 3inda bouza, 2imt 2iltilla: "3indik bouza 3a koussa?", 2amit 2alitlé: "Nyaaa2", 2imt 2iltilla: "Tfeh!" (3a fikra chou saar fiya haydé L Tfeh!, leich ma 3édo michyo fiya? ktiir laziizé kenit. 3rifto 2ayhii? hay L Tfeh! li keno ylaz2ouwa 3aLa 2zéz L siyyara: Total Freedom Extreme Hype Tfeh!)
7aaslo kaffayt tarii2é la wsolt 3aL corridor Li biwaddé min L Mall 3aL Subway Station (2ay m7attit L train) houniik 3aadatan bikoun fii 7ada 3am bidi2 guitar 2aw violon 2aw chi waa7ad 3am yich7ad bikiLL bassata wa lékin haL marra bchouf soura La Bob Marley, chway min ba3da soura La Haile Selassi, Malcom X, Calcius Clay, Ghawwar L Tochi(La2 3am bimza7). ba3dein min ba3d hoole killoun, souwar La rasmét huile sur toile wi2if tilmiiz L founoun Li fiyyé yitfarraj 3layoun w yit2ammaloun, wi7deh ba2ra, wi7deh 3an cuba w kaza wi7deh tényiine, chway byijé 3layyé waa7ad Rasta bi2illé: "You need a haircut", 3am binakkit. Toli3 hayda L chab 7açab ma fhimt minno bi2ossoun La haw L souwar w bi7ttoun 3aLa karouné mlawwané w bya3milloun cadre w 3am bibii3oun. 2iltillo ya3tiik L 3aafyé w kaffayt tarii2é na7wa L bayt.
W 2ana 3attarii2 23adit 2i7soub kam né2ouss khatar smi3t Lyoom, tol3o ma3é iza 7assabna L sé3a 3600 sényé, w 2ana smi3toun La middit sé3tein kill séniytein marra, mna3mil simplification LaL "2" byotla3o tlét alef w sitmiit né2ouss. Widdiné barra 3ambitchatté 3aL khafiif. Wsolt 3aL beit, ra2san 3aL Freezer, chiLt jaat L bouza 3abbeit késsit Bouza 3a Fraise mich 3a koussa! Ltahamtoun, 2akalt min waraahoun fouL mdammas mniL jaat, ma 2dirt khallissoun, w fitit nimt kénit L se3a chi 11:30 PM. 7limt bi né2ous L khatar w Jamaica w Cuba w zwériib L Zalka w W3iit Lyoom L sé3a 11:52 AM. Kaffayt L nitfit fouL Li kéno bé2yiine, w jiit 23adt 3aL computer katabit hayda L chi.